Yes, you read that right - it's a pornament!
This saucy, hand-colored orb is made from the pages of A Whipping for a Wicked Wife, a 1978 pulp BDSM novel by Jaime Maran, and is fixed with Czech crystal beads at the top and bottom. The old fashioned aesthetic means it will fly right under the radar...no one will know you that the phrase "a somehow pleasing pain" is hanging on your Christmas tree unless they spread the leaves and look really, really close.
