Yes, you read that right - pornaments!
These saucy, hand-colored orbs are made from the pages of Some Wives Will, a 1987 pulp swingers novel by Hank Borden, and are fixed with Czech crystal beads at the top and bottom. The old fashioned aesthetic means it will fly right under the radar...no one will know you that the phrase "along the cockshaft" is hanging on your Christmas tree unless they spread the leaves and look really, really close.
