Yes, you read that right - it's a pornament!
This saucy, hand-colored orb is made from the pages of Horny Hijackers, a 1982 pulp gay porn novel by Rick Taylor, and is fixed with Czech crystal beads at the top and bottom. The old fashioned aesthetic means it will fly right under the radar...no one will know you that the phrase "Come on, stud" is hanging on your Christmas tree unless they get up close and personal with it!