Yes, you read that right - pornaments!
These saucy, hand-colored pretties are made from the pages of Hungry Thighs, a 1972 pulp porn novel by Peter Sukhov, and are fixed with Czech crystal beads at the top and bottom. The old fashioned aesthetic means it will fly right under the radar...no one will know you that the phrase "Ron's pulsating cock" is hanging on your Christmas tree unless they spread the leaves and look really, really close.
Two are available - diamond and round
