Yes, you read that right - pornaments!
These saucy, hand-colored orbs are made from the pages of Orgy House, a 1985 pulp porn novel by Paul Riverton, and are fixed with Czech crystal beads at the top and bottom. The old fashioned aesthetic means it will fly right under the radar...no one will know you that the phrase "Paul's engorged member" is hanging on your Christmas tree unless they spread the leaves and look really, really close.
