Yes, you read that right - it's a pornament!
This saucy, hand-colored orb is made from the pages of Rich Bitch Pussy, an early-80s pulp porn novel by Evan Cain, and is fixed with Czech crystal beads at the top and bottom. The old fashioned aesthetic means it will fly right under the radar...no one will know you that the phrase "lava hot juices" is hanging on your Christmas tree unless they spread the leaves and look really, really close.
