Yes, you read that right - it's a pornament!
This saucy, hand-colored orb is made from the pages of Swap Crazy Wife, a pulp swingers novel by William Thrillem (lol), and is fixed with Czech crystal beads at the top and bottom. The old fashioned aesthetic means it will fly right under the radar...no one will know you that the phrase "the warmth of her butt" is hanging on your Christmas tree unless they spread the leaves and look really, really close.
