Yes, you read that right - it's a pornament!
This saucy, hand-colored orb is made from the pages of Venus in Lace, a 1984 pulp porn novel by Marcus Van Heller, and is fixed with Czech crystal beads at the top and bottom. The old fashioned aesthetic means it will fly right under the radar...no one will know you that the phrase "her nude rotundities" is hanging on your Christmas tree unless they spread the leaves and look really, really close.
